From what did your Mother die?

 Phlegm.

Yup, not bronchitis, not allergies, not Covid, Phlegm.

Turns out that it begins a circle of death.  

To get rid of phlegm you take steriods, that lower your immune system, that encourage other infections.  

Then you take antibiotics to get rid of infections, and they cause endless digestive difficulties.

Or, a new doctor, insisting that your lungs are fine (in Spanish) says it is allergies.  So a myriad of allergy medications are tried.  He has his own farmacia.

The arrival of a serious bout of sciatica adds a luscious mixture of other medications to the mix.  Most effective is a generous shot of various B vitamins and the continual use of a glucosamine, condroitina and CBD pill that actually helps!  Not falling down so much anymore.  Not walking as far but at least walking.

So I designed my own pharma template:  Allergy inhaler, cough medicine, vitamins C and E, magnesium and lots of water, juices, electrolytes, limoada and prayer.

But in the end, phlegm won.

When her ashes are buried in the Santuario the plaque will say: "She loved Mexico but the Flema killed her."

Too funny, isn't it?

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  1. LauraJuly 11, 2021 at 9:11 AM

    Pretty funny. Reminds me of when I begged the dr when Curtis was born to say “it’s a girl!” I just wanted to hear the words. I’ll see if we can make this happen when you Death Certificate is created.

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